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if i were a real man i would be able to break the neck of a suffering bird

Marsoni M251S
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Gordon In TX
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 5
Good sounds
Saratoga Water? Nope. Pawatoga Water, yes! it has held up well. The crinkle sounds are fun but sometimes he just wants the squeak.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 31, 2026
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T’Challa is King
New York, US
★★★★★ 5
Super cute
We loved having this as a toy for our dobie’s bday celebration
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Reviewed in the United States on April 6, 2026
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Lindsey Politowicz
New York, US
★★★★★ 5
My Dog’s New Favorite Toy!
My pup is absolutely obsessed with this bottle-shaped dog toy—it’s the perfect mix of fun and durability! It crinkles, without the lid obnoxious noise. Highly recommend for any dog!
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Reviewed in the United States on August 16, 2025
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Jaclyn
San Leandro, US
★★★★★ 5
A perfect addition to my dog’s toy collection
Cute dog toy that is a fun toy to add to my dog’s collection especially since we live near wine country. Jameson also loves that there’s a squeaker, and started playing with it right away.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 19, 2025
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Shelleybean
Birmingham, US
★★★★★ 5
It’s been several months and all 3 still intact!
I have to be very selective because MOST toys labled recommended for “aggressive chewer” last about 20 minutes. Not kidding. These are the real deal. I’ve had these for several months now and all 3 are shockingly still completely intact and look like they did the day I got them.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 15, 2025

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